Got these off of someone else's blog. (thanks Rick)
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
I hope you enjoyed them as much as I did! My favorite is the last one.
2 months ago